precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

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little-owl-adventures:

lolitadesu:

Since Halloween is around the corner Imma repost my backgrounds I made last year! uwu feel free to use them~

E helped me download the pink one so I can use it to make my blog Halloweeny.  Thank you, Desiree and E!

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handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(Source: canadad, via dutchster)

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via okay)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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